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The Patagonian Shoe-Cleaning Rat

The Patagonian Shoe-Cleaning Rat

Perhaps the most harmless and least offensive animal in existence. This rat lives by hiring itself out as a shoe brush. Once it goes bald, its career is at an end, and it has to rely on what it can make out of selling Patagonian Rat’s Cheese (which understandably isn’t very popular). *

*This animal really needs all of the help it can get, so if you have any contributions, send them to:

Help the Patagonian Shoe-Cleaning Rat Fund
℅ The Lubrication Bay
“El Diablo” Shell Garage
Buenos Aires

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